How much does it really hurt?

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  1. Bum sex - and what can you do stop it hurting quite so much?
  2. Don't take it, give it!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Rohypnol and a large whiskey
  4. suppositories
  5. Viagra helps.
  6. amyl nitrate and baby oil
  7. Aye Poppers....although slide and glide instead of baby oil.....

    So Im told! 8O
  8. It is better to give than to receive.

    Whoever coined that phrase was surely thinking of anal, not oral?
  9. Get your man to do it for you and it doesn't hurt at all :D
  10. buckets of lube and fingers first - that's what Steve the burly trucker uses.

    Not that I am really a burly trucker called Steve.

    Any squaddies who frequent service stations along the M1 are welcome in my cab any time, though.
  11. Butter and rice crispies smooth the passage...although ricicles are OK too. Get that slippery but raspy feeling for both of you...and on top of all that it tastes good later aswell.
  12. I believe I have mentioned my proximity to Watford gap :)

    mod edit: do we need pictures for everything on ARRSE? it slows it all down too many pics,changed from img to url link
  13. You bunch of poof's, it's Firey Jack followed be a wire brush and dettol.
  14. Stick ur tongue up her arrse mate, that will get her wet and willing... make sure you stick your tongue down her throat afterwards though :twisted:
  15. You could ask the Bad Man to stop it!!!!