Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Outstanding, Nov 14, 2006.
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Bum sex - and what can you do stop it hurting quite so much?
Don't take it, give it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rohypnol and a large whiskey
amyl nitrate and baby oil
Aye Poppers....although slide and glide instead of baby oil.....
So Im told!
It is better to give than to receive.
Whoever coined that phrase was surely thinking of anal, not oral?
Get your man to do it for you and it doesn't hurt at all
buckets of lube and fingers first - that's what Steve the burly trucker uses.
Not that I am really a burly trucker called Steve.
Any squaddies who frequent service stations along the M1 are welcome in my cab any time, though.
Butter and rice crispies smooth the passage...although ricicles are OK too. Get that slippery but raspy feeling for both of you...and on top of all that it tastes good later aswell.
I believe I have mentioned my proximity to Watford gap
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You bunch of poof's, it's Firey Jack followed be a wire brush and dettol.
Stick ur tongue up her arrse mate, that will get her wet and willing... make sure you stick your tongue down her throat afterwards though
You could ask the Bad Man to stop it!!!!
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