A good friend of mine, who could be described as a MILF (very shaggable in fact) recently told me of this dashing ex Army Major that she had met. He told her he was ex Para regt having fought at Goose Green in 2Para, then was ex SAS and later AAC Helicopter Pilot. He also was MBE and MID and, having retired, was now an Apache Test Pilot for Westlands and had to go out to Afghanistan recently to show them how to do it. All seemed too good to be true until he always had an excuse why they couldn't meet, why he had to cancel last minute etc etc. Anyhow she asks me if I think he is legit. A quick check of the London Gazette shows he was indeed MID with the AAC but no sign of the MBE. An even quicker check with Arse's own AAC Encyclopedic minds confirmed he wasn't 2 Para, wasn't SAS (but had flown for them) and had a reutation for being a walking bullshitometer! Not an Apache test pilot, or even an Apache anything while in the mob and now does a bit of classroom work for Westlands. So, the big Q Is it acceptable to bullshit/Walt to get your end away and, if so, are there any respectable limits? I mean to say, just being a helo pilot and MID should be enough to help taste the nectar of most MILF peaches surely? So, what do you reackon? Or what's the biggest porky you've told in pursuit of a shag?