How Much are You giving Comic Relief?

#1
So tonight is Comic Relief, How much money will you be donating?

I reckon if they show extra footage of hungry Africans with Coldplay in the background, we might all dig deep and finally end famine tonight!
 
#2
Fuck all. 25 years on and the place is still fooked, so what's the fricking point. At an individual level I am sure they do some good, don't get me wrong, but at the macro level they don't seem to be making a difference. After such a period of time this must be considered a failure overall.


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#5
Nothing from me, I donate to the poppy appeal, various animal charities and i sponsor friends when raising money for H4H.
I have absolutely no interest in saving any africans from starvation. They must know by know that fuck all grows where they live, they'd be best off moving somwhere a tad more fertile.......

daft starving cunts.......
 
#8
"The July 2010 accounts for charity registration 326568 show grant payments of £59 million pounds, net assets of £135 million pounds, with an investment portfolio held in a range of managed pooled funds and fixed term deposits. The average full-time staff was 214, with 14 staff paid over £60,000 with remuneration for the year, excluding pensions, for Kevin Cahill, Chief Executive of £120,410."

Give a man a fish you feed him for a day, give a man a 120 grand salary...
 
#10

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#11
Once I have worked out what 15% of fuck all is I'll let you know.
 
#12
I'd rather drop a stream of pound coins into the North Sea than give any thing to that overated "comedy" fest that is Comic Relief.

In fact scratch that; if someone is willing to give Lenny Henry a SOWETO necklace I'll give them my daughter.
 
#13
Yay, we're in the NAAFI!!!

They got a tenner out of me, and that is about all they are getting.

They can kiss my hairy hoop.
 
#14
I shall be giving comic relief a wide berth.
 
#17
I'd rather drop a stream of pound coins into the North Sea than give any thing to that overated "comedy" fest that is Comic Relief.

In fact scratch that; if someone is willing to give Lenny Henry a SOWETO necklace I'll give them my daughter.
I'll do my best. These dishes won't do themselves.

I should stay away from these threads, it makes my piss boil.

I don't mind sponsoring dogs or ex soldiers living on the street, but if I wanted to save something with flies in their eyes, I'd save myself first and not go into the kitchen.
 
#19
Not a penny and I shall be watching a repeat episode of the Stargate series and then rubbish on Dave...
 
#20
My report button had better be working.
 

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