How men think.

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  1. How Men Think
    A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in
    her room giving her a blanket bath.

    One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
    slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again
    and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement

    They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
    crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s * x will do the trick and
    bring her out of the coma."

    The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
    curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
    wife's room.

    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart

    The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

    The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked."