Apparently, 'Call me Dave' has got everyone in a bit of a lather. When asked whether he used the twitter website, he allegedly said "Too many twits might make a tw@t". Thus, I put it to ARRSE to find the answer to this conundrum. How many twits will it take? What kind of twits? Do we like the resulting tw@t? This does exclude the use of the word cunt, which is exclusively reserved by those in the Labour Party.