How many twits make a tw@t?

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Apparently, 'Call me Dave' has got everyone in a bit of a lather.

    When asked whether he used the twitter website, he allegedly said "Too many twits might make a tw@t".

    Thus, I put it to ARRSE to find the answer to this conundrum.

    How many twits will it take? What kind of twits? Do we like the resulting tw@t?

    This does exclude the use of the word cunt, which is exclusively reserved by those in the Labour Party.
  2. Slow day then Biped!

    Does a cabinet of twits equal a twat, or just work with one?
  3. Easy, the answer is 'eight'
  4. Nah... the number changes, depending on how many cabinet posts there are... so currently 23 twits make a collective twat of running the country.
  5. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    He also said "people are pissed off" on air.
    I don't think it was accidental - I think its an attempt (seemingly successful) to make another connection to the common man....
  6. Could someone attempt an explanation of how one twat called Hoon was replaced by a series of twits?

    edited once for dyslexic fingers
  7. The man's got my vote for this alone!

    Go on Dave, speak ya mind!

    And someone should show that fat slob Moyles that this is how you do a breakfast show!
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I think it may have been a Freudian slip - especially as he was talking to Moyles, who by all accounts is a bit of a Hoon.
  9. Two twits make a tw@t but four tossers make a gaggle of cunt5.
  10. Perhaps its a matter of lineage?

    If two twits breed, their offspring are tw@ts... and if two tw@ts breed, their offspring are cnuts.

    By which i deduce that Browns grandparents were all twits.
  11. 47080,at the last count. :D
  12. Try looking in the mirror.
  13. Call me Dave

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