How many times a day do you masturbate?

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  1. General Melchett

    General Melchett LE Moderator

    Right then kids, how much shuffling do you do in a day?

    <Remembers as a singley hearing all the doors lock after evening scoff and a strange silence for at least 5 minutes>
  2. No vote catagory for:

    So much that you are typing by Braille 8O 8O 8O
  3. This is a sticky subject..
    Barracks routine offers more opportunity, whereas on exercise, or on ship,(and I`ve been on both since the start of May) opportunities are scarce.
    Mind, when this ex is over, someone`s going to be looking like a plasterer`s radio!! :D
  4. How often do married men masterbate cpmpaired to single men?? More or less??

    Something I have always wondered about
  5. More. Damn bitch.
  6. Corps why more, wouldn't you get more if you were married? More then a single bloke anyway.

  7. Never been married, have you?

    Let's just say that once you buy the cow, it usually quits giving milk.
  8. Nah not married, everything but, I can't understand why some women stop putting out after the ring goes on thier finger?

    Maybe thats because i've never had a ring
  9. I don't know of ANY married guy who gets it like he did before he got married.

    Unless he has a little on the side. :D
  10. Well I certainly hope my married life stays the same as it is now. FBW will NEVER have reason to look elsewhere :D :wink:
  11. Get a lot more wanking in after marriage!
    They brought the portaloos out onto the area today :D
    Hard work in 35 degree heat and 99% humidity :twisted:
    But fcuk knows why they stop putting out after marrying them...
  12. 8O Whats all this 'masturbating' nonsense then, eh ? Some kind of prevy Engerlander thing ? One of these strange Public School rituals we hear about, eh, eh ? Come on, out with it, what are you all up too ?

    Ubique,...huhuhuhuh...ya.......huhuhuhuhuhuh.........huh...huh....BASS !!!
  13. Hnngggg... nnngg..... ahhhh! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    Call it 3 times :D .
  14. Sex is all well and good but you can't beat the real thing!
  15. Auld_Sapper, confirmed, the English really are a Nation of W*nkers!!!!!!!!!!