How many talented rappers, footballers, models or mentors will be stabbed in London in 2020?

One vote.

  • 0-100

    Votes: 4 3.1%
  • 100-125

    Votes: 8 6.2%
  • 125-150

    Votes: 16 12.4%
  • 150 plus

    Votes: 48 37.2%
  • 92 . 15/1

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • 170-180 Odds?

    Votes: 8 6.2%
  • Not enough

    Votes: 43 33.3%

  • Total voters
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FakeSheikh2

Old-Salt
Good grouping for the the Met on this.
Personally Leroy Delroy should have been double tapped in the groin to stop him breeding when he got out?

To much of this shoot in the chest or in the head.
If they realise its the groin that is going to get it & they might become a jaffa this might halt them.
Perhaps a poster campaign Draw A Knife On The Police Get Double Tapped In The Groin - Become A Jaffa.

This might work as Leroy Delroy will NEVER be able to produce Delroy Leroy or Mercedes/Diane.
 

philc

LE
One of my little joys in life is watch Police Action Camera Northern Bastard or what ever and some idiot gives it large "come on copper" and they go taser taser taser and make him dance, the dance of the spastic.
 
One would assume that after getting the good news from the taser, he kept coming, thus was plugged?

Meanwhile, in California... some bloke who 'appeared to be under the influence of a central nervous system stimulant' got tasered and land-sharked.

Am i wrong to believe there is no such thing as too much 'tasering and land-sharking' mongs
 
One of my little joys in life is watch Police Action Camera Northern Bastard or what ever and some idiot gives it large "come on copper" and they go taser taser taser and make him dance, the dance of the spastic.
Apparently pepper spray was originally made with the usual butane propellant, until a froot loop hepped up on crazy powder got sprayed and wouldn't fall over. Kept coming and the cops lit him up with a taser, which ignited the cloud of butane he was wearing and torched him in the street.

OC canisters were changed to inert propellants after the lawsuit that followed.
 
Geezer acting a bit dodgy pulled out two knives when challenged by the cops
so they tasered the ******, and shot him for good measure
excellent drills

Such a shame that Sophie Khaant was not with the officers that night
I would love to have seen a video of her telling the geezer to put the knife down, and then getting stabbed, a lot



While the police see someone Jaywalking that needs a stiff talking to?
 
Apparently pepper spray was originally made with the usual butane propellant, until a froot loop hepped up on crazy powder got sprayed and wouldn't fall over. Kept coming and the cops lit him up with a taser, which ignited the cloud of butane he was wearing and torched him in the street.

OC canisters were changed to inert propellants after the lawsuit that followed.
Yep. Some chap in Paris got the treatment.
 
Hopefully the crumple zone of the Audi wasn't too forgiving and the owner can get away with giving it a light buff, while the quadbike rapper has been well and truly crumpled...
 
Apparently pepper spray was originally made with the usual butane propellant, until a froot loop hepped up on crazy powder got sprayed and wouldn't fall over. Kept coming and the cops lit him up with a taser, which ignited the cloud of butane he was wearing and torched him in the street.

OC canisters were changed to inert propellants after the lawsuit that followed.
Yep. Tazer and tear gas together can go up. Or could, if what you say is true, and they've changed the year gas.
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
Not London but excellent news all the same.

"DJ Semtex" ?
For all his hardman name you can guarantee the little fukwit hasn't the balls to engage in anything seriously physical that doesn't come under the heading of bullying the weak.
 
Sky News has tried to contact representatives of the rapper. Unfortunately, prisons are on lockdown at the moment.
 

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