How many sexual Partners have you had?

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  1. Ever wondered whether your number is higher or lower than average? Of course most blokes will lie (upwards) and most girls will lie (downwards) - but on here there is no need to lie............is there?
    The other problem for some of you might be remembering how many - but hey just round it up.
    Oh and for a sense of perspective - include over how many years your total was amassed - 50 for a 16 year old is a whole different ball game to 50 for a 50 year old........

    I suppose i should go first - 30 over 15 years - which is probably going to be at the lower end of the scale on here!
     
  2. 4 million 7 hundred thousand 2 hundred and thirty six. :lol:
     
  3. I'm saving myself :oops:
     
  4. You must be knackered. Sounds like your role model is a sewing machine. :D
     
  5. I've never really regarded it as a 'partnership': once they realise what they've signed up for... I suppose 'victims' would be a better word :twisted:
     
  6. So many women still to bonk....so little time
     
  7. ditto. good thing your sock can't get preggers, isn't it? 8O
     
  8. Oh, all right, I confess.

    There was the beast who robbed me of my virtue and then my one true love :twisted:
     
  9. Before marriage: Not enough :(
    After marriage: Too many :roll:

    NB: Both figures are identical (since of course I'd boffed the missus before we got married & haven't been unfaithful)
     
  10. There's a rule of three isn't there? Men multiply by three and women divide by three.

    You obviously don't know many 16 year old 'chavscum.' 8O
     
  11. Don't give a **** about any rule (!!) but honestly, for me - around 20 over 17 years - and there was actually was year I abstained (wtf was I on then???) - there might be another two to add after the xmas party season :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:
     
  12. Are we counting both hands?
     
  13. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Changing hands after every 99 strokes does NOT count as a new partner !

    ;)
     
  14. What about when you lie on it to make it numb? Does that count as sex with a stranger?

    http://www.menshealth.co.uk/talk/thread.phtml/thread115328/
     
  15. Do animals count?