How many police men does it take....



A naked man was tackled by a dozen policemen after a lunchtime sprint around Manchester city centre.
Hell hath no fury like a peeler or twelve that have had a naked man skip the queue in tesco when they are attempting to buy the shops entire doughnut supply.


How many coppers does it take to?.......

1,, Come to your aid when you have been robbed?

2,,Capture the Tw*t who robbed my house?

3,,Patrol your neighbourhood and keep you safe

4,,,,,Man arrested after naked dash through Piccadilly and Northern Quarter | Manchester Evening News -
My wife was mugged at 8 o`clock one morning. At 6 o`clock in the evening three plod turned up at our house to give her a lecture on being more careful on the streets. Useless, fat lazy sods.


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I had some batteries nicked from the garage - do I want a victim support visit? fcuk off and go and catch some crims.


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When I lived in Scouseland, I had my car nicked from outside my front door at dark o'clock in the morning. It was found, wrecked, 2 streets away.

I never actually saw a copper (apart from the time I visited the local nick for a crime number).

I did however receive two letters from Victim Support asking if I wanted counselling. I don't think that they appreciated the response that "it's only a car, and no one has died".


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