How many police men does it take....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tuffy52, Jul 29, 2011.

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  1. Hell hath no fury like a peeler or twelve that have had a naked man skip the queue in tesco when they are attempting to buy the shops entire doughnut supply.
  2. My wife was mugged at 8 o`clock one morning. At 6 o`clock in the evening three plod turned up at our house to give her a lecture on being more careful on the streets. Useless, fat lazy sods.
  3. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I had some batteries nicked from the garage - do I want a victim support visit? fcuk off and go and catch some crims.
  4. you're not alone,Queensland coppers are going the same way. =|
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    When I lived in Scouseland, I had my car nicked from outside my front door at dark o'clock in the morning. It was found, wrecked, 2 streets away.

    I never actually saw a copper (apart from the time I visited the local nick for a crime number).

    I did however receive two letters from Victim Support asking if I wanted counselling. I don't think that they appreciated the response that "it's only a car, and no one has died".

  6. So was your mum Levi. Check the mirror.