How many of you lot reckon that you have a little Hans or Helga running about? Or maybe even a William Ulsterman or Proddie Mary knocking about?

[scarbrough]

I still reckon "Rangdo of Arg" is the name of some godforsaken bog in the emerald isle ...

Whichever Godforsaken bog it might be, it is nothing compared to the fires of Hell.

Its could be a character from the hobbit, lord of the rings, game of thrones, red dwarf, the Martian chronicles, winnie the pooh, Star Wars, listen with mother, Coronation street, The X factor and news at ten,...or not!

My money's on a character in a sci-fi themed homoerotic porn movie. He'd be dressed in leather, with studs, and have a gay moustache. He'd be like the 'bad guy' (really just camp) on that Schwarzenegger film Commando.

Edit: It would be a low-budget, straight-to-video gay porn movie as well.

 

[MoleBath]

By issuing condoms to GIs in 1944 the US army denied the French gene pool a long needed improvement

 

[philc]

In a word no, but could be a few Thailand Tina's, Kiwi Chris's, Aussie Shelia's and Manila Marys and a Septic or two.

 

[CutLunchCommando]

There are many corners of foreign fields that are for ever British ..

They used the withdrawal method then?

 

[CutLunchCommando]

Not just soldiers in the pre EU Days! I was recently contacted by a new cousin. My uncle was a long-distance lorry driver in the 50s 60s and 70s. He also married three times, but this cousin was not born to any of the wives.

I seem to recall some sort of genetic study that estimated that 1 in 10 people were....how do you put it to cover all the scenarios? Had a 3rd parent?

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

I seem to recall some sort of genetic study that estimated that 1 in 10 people were....how do you put it to cover all the scenarios? Had a 3rd parent?

Given that the British Army has been making regular visits to Europe for over 800 years, and the Normans have made a return fixture, as have many Huguenot, Russian, Polish and other European refugees to the UK, I think that could be right.

 

[CutLunchCommando]

Given that the British Army has been making regular visits to Europe for over 800 years, and the Normans have made a return fixture, as have many Huguenot, Russian, Polish and other European refugees to the UK, I think that could be right.

I think the implication was that this was in the run of normal play.

 

[single malt]

I may or not have made a prodigy on Rosenmontag in Hameln in 1969 as I and my mate Paul scored with a couple of frau's or fraulien's and had to scale the fence to get back into Gordon Barracks in Hameln just before parade. if your out there guten tag hope you have had a good life .
PS I'm not yer daddy

 

[Taffwob]

Guten tag, it is wunderbah to have found you at last.

Your Dad owes me £1,457,890.47 in child support arrears.

 

[single malt]

Guten tag, it is wunderbah to have found you at last.

Your Dad owes me £1,457,890.47 in child support arrears.

Re above post please contact Paul