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How many of you lot reckon that you have a little Hans or Helga running about? Or maybe even a William Ulsterman or Proddie Mary knocking about?

How many people can honestly say they remember or even ever knew the names of all the slags they slept with in their younger days
 
That's what comes of your father being a part of the Red Army.
Nope. Sorry mate. He was definitely in the British Army. I have his red book and a shed load of photos to back up my claim. ;-)
 

Mufulira

War Hero
Wasn't fraternisation officially still a big no no back in 1947?
IIRC after our sqn had moved from Bulawayo to Ndola a certain number of " unofficial camp followers also moved up North and found supplementary income in civvie street. A fairly senior NCO who rarely left the confines of his Mess had at one time established a Line of Credit with one of the fair maidens. However a much junior L/Cpl was aware of Sr NCO's rare visits to FiFi La BoomBoom's quarters and proceeded to avail himself of her undoubted charms at a frantic rate and leaving with a kiss and fons farewell until said lady wanted some cold hard cash and appeared at the customary Pay Parade demanding to see mr Sr NCO and a settlement of outstanding account. The now bewildered Sr NCO appeared and she immediately said that this not the man. Fortunately L/Cpl A was one of the first in Pay parade and had already vanished as the lady's protests were quite loud and heard by all. The SSM escorted her thro' the ranks of remaining troops and no guilty party found. The SSM suggested that she look next door where the SAS were quartered as they were known for their devious ways.... and Lisa was seen no more. Mr Sr NCO was/is still mystified as to who was the impostor......
 
I'm like a slug in a condom and leave no trail.
 
Is okay, my child. Say ten Hail Mary's, recite the Psalm on the front of the Parish Newsletter, and your sins will be absolved.




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A suspiciously specific figure
 
That's a good idea. Much more space efficient than my bicycle seat collection.
 
Wasn't fraternisation officially still a big no no back in 1947?

Without doubt, it went on. Stories of German women offering their bodies for a good meal abound.
 

Fang_Farrier

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Am just waiting to meet any potential half siblings.

Nice to have a reason to go back to the BAOR area.
 
Without doubt, it went on. Stories of German women offering their bodies for a good meal abound.
Yes mate, I'm well aware that you could buy certain favours off of certain frauleins for the price of a cigarette or two. And not always because they were starving, and they needed cigarettes to trade on the black market. Many a german fraulein and frau were as sex starved as the advancing allied troops.
 
Am just waiting to meet any potential half siblings.

Nice to have a reason to go back to the BAOR area.

**** that, remember the kraut ******* might have a claim on your inheritance.
 

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