How many languages can you be vulgar in ?

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  1. I reckon I can manage 7 or 8, personal favourite being Hungarian....bazmek, such a nice word.
  2. Only 7 or 8. You are a failure , you zubrok.
  3. Vitu. Vitu voy
  4. I can fluently do 2, one in English, and this: "Verpisst dich du alter Votzen leckender Eitersack" (only joking Cig)
  5. 你母亲是一个小仓鼠和你父亲的接骨木气味.

    Other than that, I tend to rely on Braille.
  6. Oh, Trowel, you kokot !
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Half the people who visit this site can't even do it in English!! :)
  8. Achterlijke gladiool.

    Or my favourite: Klootzak!
  9. Read my sig block.
  10. Don't be called Nick in an Arabic country .....
  11. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

    jigoku e ike bakayarou
  12. Sada gwal (simple flower) basically means thicko.

    Goothie Ba darkum is my favourite.
  13. Gabh suas ort féin - Irish for "Go Fcuk yourself" ... comes in handy for letting pikies know what you think of them in Belfast. Can also get by with a few words of spanish and french.

    Some Indian boys taught me a few phrases of Hindi (I think it was anyway) once... then told me to go over to their mate and say it... still haven't the foggiest what I was saying but the guy looked shocked enough! haha
  14. i was taught to say go and fuck your mum in the ass in I think punjabi at school- but can't actully spell it
  15. ha ha ha ha loved this reply