• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

According to the link, 36. But I am certain I could take more than that. 5 year old kids lack any actual strength to hurt you, and one solid blow would disable that kid from being any further threat. I'd happily go for 50. Anyone want to set this up?

Latest Threads