How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

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  2. 29 - Nuer Arbiet Social Service Gestapo have my flat surrounded now :lol:

  3. According to the link, 36. But I am certain I could take more than that. 5 year old kids lack any actual strength to hurt you, and one solid blow would disable that kid from being any further threat. I'd happily go for 50. Anyone want to set this up?
  4. 32 - Must try harder! :oops: :twisted:
  5. 38! Get in there(as they say in Jersey!) :twisted:
  6. 31......apparently. yet my 2 year old has dropped me twice now with a tap on on the nads!
  7. me also.
  8. 31 but I know that properly tooled up with a lead pipe I could take twice that number :D
  9. 24] so im not altogether mothering material it would seem 8O


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  10. "You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight."

    Halo, I reckon we could double that number if we ninja'd up together.

  11. abso bloody lutly
  12. Baseball bat would be my weapon of choice...

    "Play ball!" :twisted:
  13. 33 Woop! Werewolf, how the hell did you get 38!
  14. 35 whens the flight to Jersey :twisted: :twisted:
  15. 38 but then i have bloody good reach and lots of martial arts training and no problem using a small child as a club.