how many beers would it take to do the business with...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by private---pile, Feb 1, 2008.

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  1. name someone and then state how many beers it would take the business....

    dawn french is a 7 pint maybe but if you read my signature youll understand its been a while....
  2. The elephant man - a sniff of the barmaids apron.....nuff said methinks ;)
  3. Your mum.

    Wouldn't need beers as I'd be doing her in the face with a shovel.
  4. that ginger bird from corrie. 8 x JDs 4 x vodka shots. 13 pints of stella.
  5. [​IMG]

    Double bagger

    12 pints of Bombadier


    Large splint

    Enough said????

  6. id do it sober.....i bet shes right dirty
  7. Jocelyn Wildenstein.

    Before surgery, I might have even paid her.


    After surgery.....a bottle of Absinthe.

  8. i'd have to buy her a few pints..
  9. What about the cookery instructor from Ladette to Lady ?

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  10. As she's one of the most famous virgins in the world, you'd gain infamy for popping her cherry! ;)
  11. Thank fock I dont touch beer!!

  12. Infamy i would want a Knighthood ffs!!!!!!
  13. 2 pints:
  14. Slightly over the line there mate even for this site..