how many beers would it take to do the business with...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by private---pile, Feb 1, 2008.

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  1. private---pile

    private---pile Old-Salt

    name someone and then state how many beers it would take the business....

    dawn french is a 7 pint maybe but if you read my signature youll understand its been a while....
  2. arby

    arby LE

  3. smudge67

    smudge67 Crow

    The elephant man - a sniff of the barmaids apron.....nuff said methinks ;)
  4. Your mum.

    Wouldn't need beers as I'd be doing her in the face with a shovel.


    that ginger bird from corrie. 8 x JDs 4 x vodka shots. 13 pints of stella.
  6. duty_cook

    duty_cook Old-Salt


    Double bagger

    12 pints of Bombadier


    Large splint

    Enough said????
  7. private---pile

    private---pile Old-Salt

    id do it sober.....i bet shes right dirty
  8. Jocelyn Wildenstein.

    Before surgery, I might have even paid her.


    After surgery.....a bottle of Absinthe.
  9. boredofmyjob

    boredofmyjob Old-Salt

    i'd have to buy her a few pints..
  10. 58_Pattern

    58_Pattern War Hero

    What about the cookery instructor from Ladette to Lady ?

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  11. As she's one of the most famous virgins in the world, you'd gain infamy for popping her cherry! ;)
  12. Thank fock I dont touch beer!!

  13. Infamy i would want a Knighthood ffs!!!!!!
  14. 2 pints:
  15. Slightly over the line there mate even for this site..