how many beers would it take to do the business with...

#1
name someone and then state how many beers it would take to...do the business....

dawn french is a 7 pint maybe but if you read my signature youll understand its been a while....
 
#3
The elephant man - a sniff of the barmaids apron.....nuff said methinks ;)
 
#4
private---pile said:
name someone and then state how many beers it would take to...do the business....

dawn french is a 7 pint maybe but if you read my signature youll understand its been a while....
Your mum.

Wouldn't need beers as I'd be doing her in the face with a shovel.
 
#6



Double bagger

12 pints of Bombadier

Medication

Large splint

Enough said????
 
#7
duty_cook said:



Double bagger

12 pints of Bombadier

Medication

Large splint

Enough said????

id do it sober.....i bet shes right dirty
 
#8
Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Before surgery, I might have even paid her.



After surgery.....a bottle of Absinthe.
 
#9
duty_cook said:



Double bagger

12 pints of Bombadier

Medication

Large splint

Enough said????

i'd have to buy her a few pints..
 
#13
DozyBint said:
private---pile said:
duty_cook said:



Double bagger

12 pints of Bombadier

Medication

Large splint

Enough said????

id do it sober.....i bet shes right dirty
As she's one of the most famous virgins in the world, you'd gain infamy for popping her cherry! ;)

Infamy i would want a Knighthood ffs!!!!!!
 
#15
SparkySteve said:
Slightly over the line there mate even for this site..
 
#18
Dot Cotton - bordering on unconciousness and just being able to get it up
 
#20
SparkySteve said:
I just cleared the bogey that has been annoying me all day with that one!!

As for over the line... step back from the window and put the tongue back in your gob.... throbber!
 

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