How Many Beers until Fatima Whitbread would get it?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Hogfather853, Nov 30, 2011.

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  1. After a beer induced discussion in the bar last night we were left pondering the question:

    How many beers would it take until Fatima Whitbread would get it?
     
  2. Half a bitter Rohypnol (sp?) tops I reckon?
     
  3. 1 gill shandy...........
     
  4. I don't understand the question, since when do squaddies need beer to get their end away?

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  5. Who said it was the squaddies doing the drinking?
     
  6. Beers? Pints of something stronger! Say, whisky?
     
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  7. Fixed. You're welcome.
     
  8. She's got big muscles so, If Fatima wanted it, would you have any choice in the matter.
     
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  9. One Pint.

    I'd then let her Fart in Ma Whitbread.
     
  10. I used to have very low standards and drink rather heavily when I was younger. Nowadays however I`d probably be dead from alcohol poisoning before anyone could get me to mount Fatima...:puker:

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  11. What are you guys on about? He's lovely.
     
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  12. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    I think it would be the contents of a brewery before you'd even get anything remotely resembling a semi lob on
     
  13. Now that's just not fair.This is better...
     

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  14. She wouldn't get it...not from this C/S.
     
  15. Rumour has it she got thrown out of 3 Para Mortar`s block for being too masculine!!!