How Many Beers until Fatima Whitbread would get it?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Hogfather853, Nov 30, 2011.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. After a beer induced discussion in the bar last night we were left pondering the question:

    How many beers would it take until Fatima Whitbread would get it?
  2. Half a bitter Rohypnol (sp?) tops I reckon?
  3. 1 gill shandy...........
  4. I don't understand the question, since when do squaddies need beer to get their end away?

    Sent from my Desire HD
  5. Who said it was the squaddies doing the drinking?
  6. Beers? Pints of something stronger! Say, whisky?
    • Like Like x 1
  7. Fixed. You're welcome.
  8. She's got big muscles so, If Fatima wanted it, would you have any choice in the matter.
    • Like Like x 3
  9. One Pint.

    I'd then let her Fart in Ma Whitbread.
  10. I used to have very low standards and drink rather heavily when I was younger. Nowadays however I`d probably be dead from alcohol poisoning before anyone could get me to mount Fatima...:puker:

  11. What are you guys on about? He's lovely.
    • Like Like x 3
  12. I think it would be the contents of a brewery before you'd even get anything remotely resembling a semi lob on
  13. Now that's just not fair.This is better...

    Attached Files:

    • fat.jpg
      File size:
      34.1 KB
  14. She wouldn't get it...not from this C/S.
  15. Rumour has it she got thrown out of 3 Para Mortar`s block for being too masculine!!!