How many arrse members does it take....

FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Oh, and what about the member who use the lightbulb as an excuse to show just how varied his collection of softporn is?
I do hope that is a "light" hearted comment, "watts" the problem? hope we dont"screw" this up or someone will fix"bayonet"s

Coat...... :roll:
 
Lightbulbs are for poofs, I prefer the dark.
 
...And someone who has never had anything to do with lightbulbs in their life, but gets all stiff hanging around those who have...
 
...and a bird, subsequently outed as a fat, single-parent munter after "her" page is found on face party etc, who's after some lightbulb-changer c*ck...
 
datumhead said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
Oh, and what about the member who use the lightbulb as an excuse to show just how varied his collection of softporn is?
I do hope that is a "light" hearted comment, "watts" the problem? hope we dont"screw" this up or someone will fix"bayonet"s

Coat...... :roll:

.... followed by Mess Webley :wink:
 
Don't forget the 50 old buggers telling everyone that the old light bulb was much better before they changed it for no reason, and the old one had years left in it, that light bulb was good enough for me why does it need changing anyway?
 

MightyBigEgo

War Hero
And don't forget the one or two members who complain that they haven't got a medal for changing the lightbulb - or asking if they can get a clasp to the medal if they changed a bulb in an operational theatre!
 
Stop posting on this thread so I can bring it up again in 6 months.
 
If this is a 'how many light bulbs.....' thread, shouldn't it be moved to here???
 
Fifth_Columnist said:
You should not use an apostrophe to pluralise URL. The correct pluralisation is URLs....
If you've got apostrophes covered FC, can I point out the complete absence of full stops?
 

omniped

Swinger
1 Divorced Arrser to complain that he never gets to change lightbulbs because the ex got the house.
 
Has the inevitable vileness from one of the more deviant members of the site been mentioned yet?

Such as I would like to have a light bulb shoved up my arrse, and then to be placed on a tee and kicked up the arrse by Ronan O Gara, thereby shattering the lightbulb and ripping my rectum to shreds, and then to have the cast of Last of the Summer Wine systematically gang rape it using the blood as lube.



That sort of thing? :D
 
Praetorian said:
Has the inevitable vileness from one of the more deviant members of the site been mentioned yet?

Such as I would like to have a light bulb shoved up my arrse, and then to be placed on a tee and kicked up the arrse by Ronan O Gara, thereby shattering the lightbulb and ripping my rectum to shreds, and then to have the cast of Last of the Summer Wine systematically gang rape it using the blood as lube.



That sort of thing? :D
I suspect Mr O'Gara and the cast of Last of the Summer wine might object to that. Not least because you aren't as 'pretty' as MDN and your arrse is not well used enough to support a gang rape without risk of prolapsing.
 
Bat_Crab said:
I suspect Mr O'Gara and the cast of Last of the Summer wine might object to that. Not least because you aren't as 'pretty' as MDN and your arrse is not well used enough to support a gang rape without risk of prolapsing.
I thought that would have been a bonus.

Just look at these horny little fuckers.

 
Praetorian said:
Bat_Crab said:
I suspect Mr O'Gara and the cast of Last of the Summer wine might object to that. Not least because you aren't as 'pretty' as MDN and your arrse is not well used enough to support a gang rape without risk of prolapsing.
I thought that would have been a bonus.

Just look at these horny little fuckers.

I've heard that a gentlemen producing an 'arrse tulip' can be quite attractive to some men, but I think Cleggy, Compo and the other one are traditionalists when it comes to homo gang bangs. Compo might have difficulty getting it up nowadays, but Norah Batty is very good with a strap on.
 

predatorplus

War Hero
And 1 ARRSE member to accuse said ARRSE member who started the thread of being a ‘walt’ and never changing a light bulb in his life… sparking off all the other ARRSE members into realising that he is indeed a light bulb changing walt…
 
Praetorian said:
I reckon Compo does ass-to-mouth.
I'm not sure he has a choice in the matter, having died in 1999. I'm not sure his skeletal corpse would offer much satisfaction either; you'd have difficulty finding a soft spot to stick it in.
 

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