How Long?

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Last weekend I found myself in the company of an extremely large bottle of vodka and copious amounts of red wine.

Ever since I have been going to the toilet at least 4 times a day. Now this I wouldn't mind but there is no telling whats going to come out. In the morning it could be a normal turd or what feels like a rugby ball coming out or bum gravy.

How long will it be before I can fart with confidence?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
As time progresses, so does the likelihood of you following through with bum gravy increase.

The trick is, once it's happened a couple of times, go to the toilet if you feel a fart coming on.
 
#3
Biped said:
The trick is, once it's happened a couple of times, go to the toilet if you feel a fart coming on.
Alternatively don't, then you can furnish the NAAFI with regular tales about fizzy bum gravy making an appearance in your shreddies at inappropriate times. :)
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
blindfire said:
do it all again.... its the weekend man up for gawds sake :D
Well that was the plan but this time with white wine, perhaps that will sort things out.
 
#7
How long? 9 1/2". Just out of curiosity, why d'you want to know?
 
#8
It's your own fault. Ani fule kno the only way to drink red wine is to mix it with Coke.
 

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