How long til we get just one of these...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by PK, Jan 8, 2006.

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  1. PK

    PK Old-Salt

    Granted it's for yanks to start with but it's quite a cunning a plan you've got to admit - Roll on American troops going into FIBUA ops dressed as superman :wink:
  2. Ultimately, it'll be used to perve on the girlies in their accomadation block!
  3. Come on, haven't you ever crossed the line of departure with your pants on the outside?!!!!!!!
  4. Coming soon - Septics go into battle with metal-laced bones, "healing factors" and claws that shoot out though their knuckles.
  5. It sounds like a glorified motion tracker. There has been motion trackers that can detect movement in other rooms for decades.
  6. Damn! My spandex fetish was years ahead of it's time. :(
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Of course the pocket radar will send the users sterile and they'll be drawing lots for who gets his nuts fried.

    But maybe the world needs a few more sterile Septics, Ctauch shouldnt have been allowed to breed.
  8. He didn't. 'His' child is actually canteen_cowboy's and ctauch's only attempts to breed have been with Molly, the family's Nanny Goat.
  9. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Nice signature Dozy, do you mean it or are you joust hinting at something ?
  10. After reading that 80%,of yank casualties,could have been avoided if their body armour fitted/worked properly;It´s a bloody great idea to get 12 inches of concrete between them and the enemy.

    The only problem is this;Once the spam hears breathing behind the wall,he will call up a F-18,and` Jdamm`,the room,scorching his b*lls at the very least! :p