How long does compo last?

#1
A colleague of mine from the ACF gave me a big bag of compo a while back so for dinner tonight I had chicken with dumping followed by treacle sponge pudding. It was absolutely delicious.

Then I realised it was dated 2008.

Am I going to die?
 
#3
I've already alerted the Western Justice Patrol to your filthy crime of handling stolen goods.

Oh, and compo lasts for fucking ages. I turned my nose up at a box dated "9/98" the other day though.
 
#4
Well I have been issued some that was 10 years old before so I think you will be OK.
 
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Tinman74

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#5
I've already alerted the Western Justice Patrol to your filthy crime of handling stolen goods.

Oh, and compo lasts for fucking ages. I turned my nose up at a box dated "9/98" the other day though.
Why? was it chicken sausage and beans, chocolate pudding? Or was it one of the older varieties missing a hotdog?
 
#6
Why? was it chicken sausage and beans, chocolate pudding? Or was it one of the older varieties missing a hotdog?
I only turned it down because of its age. I should have risked it really, it had corned beef hash in it and I always loved that!
 
#7
Thanks to the Falklands conflict the "Compo mountain" from the 60s got used up.
Tinned food lasts a dogs age, you big girl.
 
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Tinman74

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#8
I only turned it down because of its age. I should have risked it really, it had corned beef hash in it and I always loved that!
You Sir are a wasteful cunt, CORNED BEEF HASH...... it was like winning the lottery when you discovered you had that!!!
 
#11
Thanks for the input everyone. I'm actually well aware that compo will outlast even the cockroaches and the insects. My question was in fact a cunning plan to generate some common sense (in the naafi ffs!) about the subject so that Mrs M stops whining at me about it!
 
#16
And if any one finds a rice pudding I will give you a tenner for it, that stuff was like gold dust.
 
#17
By the way, just for the benefit of the Internet Police, I was given it because of some ridiculous PC elfin safety claptrap about giving out of date food to kids.
 

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