how long do u have 2 train for before u become a soldier?

#4
Theres a weekly allowance of 15 minutes with one of the NAAFI pole-dancers. You can save it all up for Christmas, or, if you dont waste any time, you can get lucky everyday.
 
#7
DING DING DING

CHAV ALERT CHAV ALERT


IMHO :roll: 8O

If you are trying to ask how long phase 1 training lasts - I don't know, mine lasted 6 months, but that was 15 years ago.
 
#10
Also posted in tall stories-jokes thread, but I couldn't resist

1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!

:lol: come on, its funny, honest! :D
 

X-Inf

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#12
Speedy said:
It took me a year, as back then we had Junior Leaders Regiments. They did wonderful things like teach you to spell correctly.
But did not spend too much time on grammar? :wink:
 

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