How long could you go without porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bawheed, Apr 10, 2009.

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  1. run to asda and buy the cheapest dvd player

    55.6%
  2. take the danger **** anyway and watch your mothers face of disgust and disappointment

    25.9%
  3. kill myself now no questions asked i dont deserve to live as my admin was to shit and didn't h

    18.5%

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  1. Currently my situation is i am staying with the folks (credit crunch hitting hard) recent break up and trying to tap anything that moves but just aint working. in under a week both DVD player and digital box broke. so no watching my vast quantities of DVD porn or anything that could be construed as wankable material all gone in a blink of an eye . my old man is night shift and mother is in the house 24 /7 so that rules out the danger wank just because it too dangerous. i am currently using up the memory wank bank of sweet images. my question is how long could you last without the porn and the women before you decided it was all to much . edited to add my computer is in the kitchen communal area
     
  2. Err, hang on - you're on the internet!
     
  3. 8tube - xnxx - iwantfile.com - redtube....hell the sites are endless man...endless I say!!
     
  4. About 2 months - to be precise, until R+R rolled round and I emailed sh1t loads of the stuff to myself to get round the paradigm filters ;).
     
  5. Im tellin you manga/ hatai porn is the way forward.

    Download some porn to your phone. I can't beleive that you don't have a playstation or xbox that you can play DVDs on. Just go buy the cheapest you dvd player you can.
     
  6. I never got the whole cartoon porn thing?!? Does that make me weird?? Just don't get why you would want to watch cartoons doing it when only a few clicks away you could see the real thing??? 8O
     
  7. Unsure of timeframe, and like a smackhead I plan ahead to avert such a disaster of being without, although I am the fastest man on earth at using the internet at anyones house/domicile, cracking a speedy one off, deleting all evidence, tidying up and reverting back to 'compare.com', I consider it one of my more admirable strengths ! Well, that and whacking one off in the 17:37 train toilet between Bramley and New Pudsey whilst keeping the knackered door shut with my left foot !! :D This particular feat requires all the aspects required to make a good soldier....speed, concentration, commitment, bravery, initiative and physical endeavour !! :D
     
  8. Get yourself down to the newsagents and buy your favourite jazz mag for an old school retro wank. For added nostalgia, you could fire your knotted elastic across your favourite page.
     
  9. Lol, Legend.
     
  10. Dolly for a bird you know tooooo much
     
  11. The words "wireless" and "laptop" spring to mind.
     
  12. In what way?
     
  13. The next thing you will know why we keep tissues by the PC, my wife thinks it because I read sad stories :D
     
  14. You sound like a right filth merchant. Do you put out? If so, are you in the London/Surrey area?? :D
     
  15. I prefer wetwipes over tissues actually, our computer desk has a porn drawer, including lube, wipes and toys. The computer chair is wipe clean.