How long before asking her out?

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  1. Nano second?
     
  2. Which one, the widow or the daughter?
     
  3. Oh and do we know what size shoes he wore? Waste not and all that jazz.
     
  4. How did he "Accidently" fall over the railings?
     
  5. Depends on what question you were thinking of popping. 'How about a blowjob?' is probably ok now, but I'd hold off asking for a wnak until she's worked on strengthening her grip a bit.
     
  6. But she's clearly got the keep slathered up in baby oil bit sorted.
     
  7. Moreover, How long before popping her arrse? :twisted:
     
  8. Fancy going to fcuking Benalmadena on your honeymoon.......
     
  9. Worth a rattle too.

    Sympathy fuck.

    She'd be well up for it being a durty manc skipper.
     
  10. Float like a brick...sting like a paving slab :)
     
  11. "How does a talented boxer 'slip and fall over a balcony'?
    Guten Tag,
    2/10/2008 at 11:51"

    someone been on the site already ? :?
     
  12. OK... That's long enough... What's her number...

    See, us Rocks have class!!! :D
     
  13. straight away - married 6 weeks: well thats the honeymoon period over -excuse pun
     
  14. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I suppose claiming to be second man on the balconey isn't the best chat up line?


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