How long are you on the job for?

[msr]

Arrse: educating, informing and entertaining

http://www.sciencecodex.com/good_sexual_intercourse_lasts_minutes_not_hours_therapists_say

 

[BrunoNoMedals]

God damn I'm a freak

 

[box-of-frogs]

No-one in the 1-2 min bracket yet. There has to be a few "two push charlie's" out there!!!!!

 

[gobbyidiot]

Someone should tell women that if you're sawing away it's because you don't find them that attractive. Congress, no movement, 30 seconds later splUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrge - that's a compliment.

 

[basso]

Funny thing, over the course of fifty five odd years of rooting, I seem to

have been in each of the four categories, starting at one as a youngster

and moving up as I aged.

I don't want to put you blokes off your lunch, but in my seventies, I find

myself pumping away for a fair old time. My girlfriend reckons I wil kark

it on the job. Not a bad way to go. Bit rough on her though.

 

[The13thDukeOfWybourne]

Exactly 30 minutes ... or whenever the whore throws me out.

 

[mwl946]

Someone should tell women that if you're sawing away it's because you don't find them that attractive. Congress, no movement, 30 seconds later splUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrge - that's a compliment.

PRICELESS!

Note to self: put towel over keyboard when on arrse.....Ribena gets everywhere.

 

[smartascarrots]

Yes, of course, ladies. When our prehistoric ancestors were extremely slow, badly armed, unarmoured but above all tasty residents of the African veldt, they evolved to spend the entire bloody day joined in a position that made it impossible for either of them to escape a predator or even fight back.

10 pumps and a splat is an evolutionary survival trait and therefore a sign of superior genetic material.

 

[Trans-sane]

Yes, of course, ladies. When our prehistoric ancestors were extremely slow, badly armed, unarmoured but above all tasty residents of the African veldt, they evolved to spend the entire bloody day joined in a position that made it impossible for either of them to escape a predator or even fight back.

10 pumps and a splat is an evolutionary survival trait and therefore a sign of superior genetic material.

In that case I must have inferior genetic material despite the no heart disease, no cancer no high blood pressure etc going back at least 3 generations on both sides of the family. Thanks for pointing it out to me I was starting to feel smug.