How long are you on the job for?

Time on the job

  • Too short (1-2 mins)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Adequate (3-7 mins)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Desirable (7-13 mins

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Too long (10-30 mins)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#2
God damn I'm a freak :(
 
#3
No-one in the 1-2 min bracket yet. There has to be a few "two push charlie's" out there!!!!!
 
#4
Someone should tell women that if you're sawing away it's because you don't find them that attractive. Congress, no movement, 30 seconds later splUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrge - that's a compliment.
 

basso

War Hero
#5
Funny thing, over the course of fifty five odd years of rooting, I seem to

have been in each of the four categories, starting at one as a youngster

and moving up as I aged.

I don't want to put you blokes off your lunch, but in my seventies, I find

myself pumping away for a fair old time. My girlfriend reckons I wil kark

it on the job. Not a bad way to go. Bit rough on her though.
 
#7
gobbyidiot said:
Someone should tell women that if you're sawing away it's because you don't find them that attractive. Congress, no movement, 30 seconds later splUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrge - that's a compliment.

PRICELESS!

Note to self: put towel over keyboard when on arrse.....Ribena gets everywhere.
 
#8
Yes, of course, ladies. When our prehistoric ancestors were extremely slow, badly armed, unarmoured but above all tasty residents of the African veldt, they evolved to spend the entire bloody day joined in a position that made it impossible for either of them to escape a predator or even fight back.

10 pumps and a splat is an evolutionary survival trait and therefore a sign of superior genetic material.
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
smartascarrots said:
Yes, of course, ladies. When our prehistoric ancestors were extremely slow, badly armed, unarmoured but above all tasty residents of the African veldt, they evolved to spend the entire bloody day joined in a position that made it impossible for either of them to escape a predator or even fight back.

10 pumps and a splat is an evolutionary survival trait and therefore a sign of superior genetic material.
In that case I must have inferior genetic material despite the no heart disease, no cancer no high blood pressure etc going back at least 3 generations on both sides of the family. Thanks for pointing it out to me I was starting to feel smug.
 

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