How Jedi are you?

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  1. 8O on the subject of JEDI, hasnt it become a recognised religion?

    does any one know of how to become a JEDI?
    ive tryed to find the force with in , but its just not there !
    will have to take the easy option and change religion...

    any one know where this can be done?

    Always wanted JEDI on my tags........
  2. I wrote it on my census form. Then the council came round and stole my cat.
  3. The simple answer is 'No, it hasn't!'

    Once the Government realised that an online movement was underway to 'de-rail' the National Census, by way of getting many thousands of individuals to declare their religion as 'Jedi', the Spoilsports in Whitehall declared 'Jedi' was not a valid religious movement.

    Astonishingly, over 18% of respondees opted for 'Jedi' making it the fourth largest 'religious' group in the country!
  4. [​IMG]

    Oh dear... :D
  5. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    it said i was the chosen one...
    Hmmm... :?
  6. :lol: :lol: :lol:
  7. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    bite me :twisted:
  8. laz...check your pm!!
  9. Slope dont help him, clearly a schumk only good for having me decapitate with my lightsaber :D
  10. [​IMG]

    I like the trouble maker bit !!
  11. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    gotta catch me first, filth! :twisted:

    and who's d*ck di you suck to become a mod? 8O
  12. Im not a mod im a shopkeeper but that wont fit on my ribbon rack :p
  13. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    well that's me told.

    you're still a cnut tho :D