How is the Army different to Civvy Street?

#2
The purpose of the Army is to destroy the enemies of the Crown
 
#3
tropper66 said:
The purpose of the Army is to destroy the enemies of the Crown
And the Red Lion, Kings Arms, Dog and Duck and all the other false pubs


Coat, Door, Gone
 

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Fallschirmjager said:
catherine_r said:
So...How is the Army different to Civvy Street?
Please fucking strangle yourself.
Rarely has a sentiment been so apt and so beautifully distilled.

Gentlemen, it is an honorary Glorious 12th, the brid is up, in your own time carry on.
 
#7
More guns and everyone dresses the same.

Rather like public school.
 
#8
Fallschirmjager said:
catherine_r said:
So...How is the Army different to Civvy Street?
Please fucking strangle yourself.
The only reason I ask this question is because when I passed my Interview before selection, my WO2, who happened to be in the Paras asked me that exact question. I would love you to say that to him! now do more than strangle yourself, buy some nytol and paracetamol a bottle of whisky and down the lot :twisted:
 
#10
on second thoughts, just buy a bottle of water, as your delicate stomach couldn't take the whisky so the whole point of you killing yourself would be pointless....
 
#13
catherine_r said:
Fallschirmjager said:
catherine_r said:
So...How is the Army different to Civvy Street?
Please fucking strangle yourself.
The only reason I ask this question is because when I passed my Interview before selection, my WO2, who happened to be in the Paras asked me that exact question. I would love you to say that to him! now do more than strangle yourself, buy some nytol and paracetamol a bottle of whisky and down the lot :twisted:
You'll do well in the Army you.

How about you take yourself, run a warm bath, with plenty of bubbles and down a bottle of vodka as it runs.

Climb in with a nice kitchen knife with serrated edges (it does more tissue damage making repair more difficult) and slice into your arms - and this is most important, from elbow to wrist NOT across the wrist.

Make sure you dig nice and deep, and no scratches from "trying it out to see how much it hurts". Your newly thinned by the alcohol blood will run nice and quickly and the warm water will prevent coagulation.

This will be the greatest service you could do to the country. By removing yourself from it.

Don't forget to post pics you chopsy little cunt.
 
#14
Oh, and remember to post about it on myspace or bebo or whatever passes for surrogate friends, you pointless tart. May as well give us all a laugh.
 
#15
MrShanklysboots said:
catherine_r said:
Fallschirmjager said:
catherine_r said:
So...How is the Army different to Civvy Street?
Please fucking strangle yourself.
The only reason I ask this question is because when I passed my Interview before selection, my WO2, who happened to be in the Paras asked me that exact question. I would love you to say that to him! now do more than strangle yourself, buy some nytol and paracetamol a bottle of whisky and down the lot :twisted:
You'll do well in the Army you.

How about you take yourself, run a warm bath, with plenty of bubbles and down a bottle of vodka as it runs.

Climb in with a nice kitchen knife with serrated edges (it does more tissue damage making repair more difficult) and slice into your arms - and this is most important, from elbow to wrist NOT across the wrist.

Make sure you dig nice and deep, and no scratches from "trying it out to see how much it hurts". Your newly thinned by the alcohol blood will run nice and quickly and the warm water will prevent coagulation.

This will be the greatest service you could do to the country. By removing yourself from it.

Don't forget to post pics you chopsy little cunt.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2146/2098000460_740e03a4cf.jpg

you mean that way yeah?

but obviously with warm water and vodka....
 
#17
catherine_r said:
MrShanklysboots said:
catherine_r said:
Fallschirmjager said:
catherine_r said:
So...How is the Army different to Civvy Street?
Please fucking strangle yourself.
The only reason I ask this question is because when I passed my Interview before selection, my WO2, who happened to be in the Paras asked me that exact question. I would love you to say that to him! now do more than strangle yourself, buy some nytol and paracetamol a bottle of whisky and down the lot :twisted:
You'll do well in the Army you.

How about you take yourself, run a warm bath, with plenty of bubbles and down a bottle of vodka as it runs.

Climb in with a nice kitchen knife with serrated edges (it does more tissue damage making repair more difficult) and slice into your arms - and this is most important, from elbow to wrist NOT across the wrist.

Make sure you dig nice and deep, and no scratches from "trying it out to see how much it hurts". Your newly thinned by the alcohol blood will run nice and quickly and the warm water will prevent coagulation.

This will be the greatest service you could do to the country. By removing yourself from it.

Don't forget to post pics you chopsy little cunt.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2146/2098000460_740e03a4cf.jpg

you mean that way yeah?

but obviously with warm water and vodka....
Apart from no fcuker being able to understand a word you say you're a thick tw@t as well.You'll go far.
 

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