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How I know when shes turned on

#6
The ability is not a problem as I have an arrse like a road drill!

You can normally tell when they're turned on: snogging you lots, soggy knickers etc

also when they're not turned on: violence, threats, court orders etc
 
#9
hogspawn said:
The ability is not a problem as I have an arrse like a road drill!

You can normally tell when they're turned on: snogging you lots, soggy knickers etc

also when they're not turned on: violence, threats, court orders etc
hoe your arse dont make that deafening noise, soggy knickers cause shes pi**ed herself as youve tied her to the armchair and violence cause youve nicker her vibe!
 
#10
liz_the_nurse said:
hogspawn said:
The ability is not a problem as I have an arrse like a road drill!

You can normally tell when they're turned on: snogging you lots, soggy knickers etc

also when they're not turned on: violence, threats, court orders etc
hoe your arse dont make that deafening noise, soggy knickers cause shes pi**ed herself as youve tied her to the armchair and violence cause youve nicker her vibe!
no complaints so far, well, only 'stop growling' but thats it. oh and 'don't you dare put that in there!'
 

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