How I know when shes turned on

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  1. It feels like I'm feeding sugar to a horse

  2. not many men can tell.......well done to you!
  3. Easy to tell, she's screaming 'F*CK me you stud'!

    Ok that's a lie.
  4. i applaud you......not only do u think u can tell when shes turned on but you can laugh at your own shagging ability......congrats
  5. The ability is not a problem as I have an arrse like a road drill!

    You can normally tell when they're turned on: snogging you lots, soggy knickers etc

    also when they're not turned on: violence, threats, court orders etc
  6. Most men will go for a woman. Then again................ horses dont talk back and stay the night. :D
  7. You been shagging osnaduckling22?
  8. hoe your arse dont make that deafening noise, soggy knickers cause shes pi**ed herself as youve tied her to the armchair and violence cause youve nicker her vibe!
  9. no complaints so far, well, only 'stop growling' but thats it. oh and 'don't you dare put that in there!'
  10. if she has a tsunami in her knickers shes excieted
  11. when the lady is foaming at the gash, it's time to get down there and breath through your ears!
  12. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    She calls out her boyfriends name :wink:
  13. or she MMMLLAARRs louder!