How heavy to be a para?

Went on holiday to Crete... It didn't end well
He went off to be a mercenary military contractor, I think he popped back once, or twice after he went off.
The plot (if there ever was a plot to thicken) thickens !

I gotz ta know now?
Body weight is included in the maximum all up weigh for the canopy specifications... it can be waived for special forces.
Density is more important. Being lighter than air would probably disqualify you from the role.
Important technical point you highlighted there. Well done!

Paras, the denser the better.
If you are so light that gravity doesn't work then you need to eat more

He's red faced and sweating from the sheer physical effort of trying to stand up...

Reminds me of the fatties in Judge Dredd...