How handy would she be?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by crimsonhussar, Sep 17, 2011.

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  1. Now wouldnt this make life easier, if all women could do this hiding them away (for whatever reason) would be SO much easier.

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  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    why were you on Oprah's website??? you big girls blouse. ;)
     
  3. She could earn a few bob on the side doing courses for MI6.
     
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  4. Its not what it seems but im sure that you wouldnt understand..................................
     
  5. Oh she could flexi her way into my YFrontages anytime.
     
  6. You wouldn't need to hide her away if you'd chained to the sink properly like I told you to.
     
  7. And the problem with doing it again is.............................
     
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  8. It isn't exactly doing "it" again. The original is far more interesting than some boring septic bint getting off on being on the fatty Winfrey show.
     
  9. Hardly worth a dialectic though, is it?
     
  10. Why not?
     
  11. Oh, go on then.
     
  12. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    Did not some bird escape from East Germany doing the same thing in the 50/60s
     
  13. And er, whats a dialectic? (Your Wah shield is disabled on this thread). :)
     
  14. An argument through dialogue in which the participants remain open to persuasion through reason, in pursuit of a truth. Socrates was a big fan, until he was selected to captain the Brazilian World Cup Team in '82, which kind of took his eye off the ball, dialectically speaking.
     
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