How good a wingman are you?

#2
Only if my co-pilots provided enough Stella & a Safety Harness :lol: :lol:
 
#7
Yeah i'd happily take one for the team and shag the Gwar. But only if somebody beat me to the big one
 
#8
Yeah but wouldya????

We would have to be having a battalion pig fight with a months wages entry fee all going to the winner!!!

Or she would just have to be in the Sin Bin (looking at the hat maybe she is) on a friday night then why not!
 
#9
the_guru said:
Which one are we talking about??
Listen mate - on a bad night, when no-one is looking, even a mong can provide satisfaction. ;)
 
#10
You think I don't know that?? Any holes a goal chief !
 
#12
You would have to work fast before she ate the other three
 
#14
BTW she is a big laydee. Look at the size of her watch !
 
#15
either thats a huge buffadillopig or the other three are porgs.
The biggun looks like the sort of girl where you have to strap a plank to your arrse to stop you from getting sucked in!
 
#16
Roll her in flour and look for a damp spot.
 
#20
I've had to rotate bigger burds into a bog cubicle in sherries in Barnstaple!!
 

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