How good a wingman are you?

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  1. flex_won

    flex_won Swinger

    Would you jump on the grenade?


    For me, beggars can't be choosers and I'd never let down a friend in need.
  2. sweatysock

    sweatysock War Hero

    Only if my co-pilots provided enough Stella & a Safety Harness :lol: :lol:
  3. 307

    307 War Hero

    It's Gigantor, she looks bigger than me and that simply isnt cricket.
  4. Bombard

    Bombard Old-Salt

    They all look like neighbours. Even the big'un. Smells of photoshop, though.
  5. GDav

    GDav Crow

    God she's lovely.
  6. Which one are we talking about??
  7. Yeah i'd happily take one for the team and shag the Gwar. But only if somebody beat me to the big one
  8. Yeah but wouldya????

    We would have to be having a battalion pig fight with a months wages entry fee all going to the winner!!!

    Or she would just have to be in the Sin Bin (looking at the hat maybe she is) on a friday night then why not!
  9. GDav

    GDav Crow

    Listen mate - on a bad night, when no-one is looking, even a mong can provide satisfaction. ;)
  10. You think I don't know that?? Any holes a goal chief !
  11. GDav

    GDav Crow

    Speaking of which: is Big Winnie still knocking about Warminster ;)
  12. You would have to work fast before she ate the other three
  13. GDav

    GDav Crow

    She looks like she already has.
  14. BTW she is a big laydee. Look at the size of her watch !
  15. GrumbleWeed

    GrumbleWeed Old-Salt

    either thats a huge buffadillopig or the other three are porgs.
    The biggun looks like the sort of girl where you have to strap a plank to your arrse to stop you from getting sucked in!