How Gay must a Gay be to be called Gay ?

#1
someone on here wrote something like said:
When I was in the US YMCA I saw something I thought strange.

A Straight was someone who was 100% Straight and a Gay was someone who was 99% Straight.
And they squealed - "But I have my Gay culture and Straightey has dissed ma sexual preference" or some nonsense like that.

Thank God that Mr Obarrymore is not born of those whinging American Gays but an American Straight and a Foreign Gay.

I do not know who Mr Obarrymore's grand-fathers or grand-mothers were but from what I can understand he is a 50/50 mix.

This makes him Straight. Or Gay. Depends on your point of view.
So just how gay do you have to be to go on this march everyone's banging on about?

Do you have to take it to the last hair or is it enough to have once remarked that Johnny Depp is a good looking fella?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#2
I imagine if you have MDN hanging out of your arrse, that could be construed as being gay.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
The_Rattler said:
sucking the sh1t of some ones c0ck cud be gay after its been in some other blokes ricker
Is that a tramps c0ck?
 
#9
#11
arby said:
John Inman was gay!?
Next it will be Mr Barrymore and Mr Norton! Where will it end? All the role models I set up for my impressionable son to emulate down in flames. Thank God for Frankie Howerd!
 
#12
Chef said:
arby said:
John Inman was gay!?
Next it will be Mr Barrymore and Mr Norton! Where will it end? All the role models I set up for my impressionable son to emulate down in flames. Thank God for Frankie Howerd!
dirty perverts getting everywhere. Why can't we go back to the old days when men were men, people like Wayne Sleep, Freddie Mercury, Paul O’Grady, Brian Dowling, Julian Clary, Simon Amstell and Antony Cotton.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#13
you mean proper blokes like Rock Hudson.
 
#14
Tartan_Terrier said:
If you look like anyone in this video, or indeed if you sing along, then you're gayer than John Innman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayZGZ2NSxs4
or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjaFsXOS-y8

(The singer in that reminds me of a dodgy form master in my school back in the 70s - constantly inviting boys to accompany him on trips in his car, very keen to volunteer to do first aid for the rugger teams, was there to measure you for costumes for the school play etc)

Anyway back on topic - you're only gay if you take it :lol:
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
You forgot him from the Carry On films, and 'Are you being served a portion' - he was a bit camp.
 
#16
According to Enid Blyton, everyone was happy and gay :D
 
#19
#20
Slainte and Tartan Terrier you lads spend far too much time surfing "Ya Tube" but thanks for posting the links - hilarious!!! :D
 

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