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How gay is a high-fibre diet?

#1
Right, you've had a massive lentil and wholemeal frenzy, and a bag of figs for afters, and the next morning you sit down to business, producing some huge busker, a real brown baby. You're sitting there thinking, "Top jobby!" - deeply satisfying. Now here's a thing. How big a step is it from taking pleasure in a job(by) well done, and experiencing the same thing in reverse?

I mean, when you stop and think about it, maybe a constant diet of fried eggs on white bread is a well-conceived strategy to avoid the above situation.

Either I'm losing my mind, or this whole "healthy eating" business is a Maoist plot to force us all to take a walk on the brown side, so undermining our ability to reproduce.

Tuna omelettes and milk for me from now on.

"Ban the bran and remain a man", must be the watchwords.
 
#4
gobbyidiot said:
Either I'm losing my mind, or this whole "healthy eating" business is a Maoist plot to force us all to take a walk on the brown side, so undermining our ability to reproduce.

"Ban the bran and remain a man", must be the watchwords.
Are you homophobic ?
 
#6
gobbyidiot said:
Either I'm losing my mind, or this whole "healthy eating" business is a Maoist plot to force us all to take a walk on the brown side, so undermining our ability to reproduce.
Or to stop you getting cancer of the R Sole?

Dave
 
#7
dave987 said:
gobbyidiot said:
Either I'm losing my mind, or this whole "healthy eating" business is a Maoist plot to force us all to take a walk on the brown side, so undermining our ability to reproduce.
Or to stop you getting cancer of the R Sole?

Dave
Not to mention diverticular disease and acute constipation.
 
#14
Maybe if you're on a high fibre diet and it's getting too much for you, you can just reduce the amount of fibre you have?

It's probably one of the healthier "diets" out there.
 

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