How Fat Is Your Foreman?

#4
Ours is strangely thin, and the TOT could fax himself to work. Exception to the rule i'm sure.

Boney
 
#5
All sing along.....!

"He's big, he's round, bounces on the ground....T..O..T, T..O..T....!!
 
#6
darth_fokker said:
All sing along.....!

"He's big, he's round, bounces on the ground....T..O..T, T..O..T....!!
HAHAHAHAHA love it love it - keep em coming Darth :lol:
 
#7
To the tune of "Volare"

"Fat Foremaaaan....whoowo.....Fat Foremaaan....whoooao...eats pies and does fack all else....shags techs.. its what he does best.....!!"
 
#8
For those that remember the good old Catterick days it was a requirement for the T1 course to be fat.

That way it was well developed by the time you got to FofS!!

I am now trying to shed some of the weight that I HAD to put on!
 

scaryspice

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#9
Ours - who is probably reading this *waves to Foreman* - is not out of the fat foreman mould at all - in fact he appears to be worryingly unfat and also has a sense of humour. Indeed the last one was similar - perhaps it's something about our Regt :D
 
#10
Dr_Feltcher said:
Mine is Big And Round....


How is Yours????
If it's who I think it is, he used to be an over-weight taxi driver in An Interesting Georgian Town as well.

To be fair he isn't just a fat foreman, he's also a cause of global warming and the petrol crisis
 
#11
My Opinion is.....


If your not fat, your not a Foreman!

The One at my unit is probably contending for Fattest Foreman of the year again,

He already has the honours of 2003 & 2004.

Any late contenders to poach this years crown?
 
#12
I'm not.

Must have slipped through the net. :twisted:
 
#13
Bit of Advice,

As a Class 2 Tech, if your thinking about doing your Class 1 in the hope you will become a foreman you want to be running a BPFA time of no faster than 11 Minutes and have at least a small beer belly.

As a Class 1 Sgt, BPFA Time should be >12 Mins or you should by know be downgraded with a known medical condition known as "fat".

On Your Foreman Selection/Course you should be out of breath just walking to the NAAFI and suffer from serious knee pains with the odd tingling sensation down your left arm .

Just Follow These Easy Steps and You'll Be a Foreman of Signals In No Time!!!
 
#14
Not bitter Dr F are you???:)
 
#18
Well what can you say if the cap fits?? Does this apply to most techs?? You fu**ers are the only ones that can answer this one!! And as for the marching you fu**ing deserve it!!
 
#20
You really dont need to make an effort, all the block BBQ's and sitting around the old skool all day will sort you out Weasel
 

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