How fat are YOU?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Queensman, Jul 13, 2012.

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  1. You should be so lucky, it appears that I'm a feckin argy for christ's sake!!!!!!
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  2. 6'3" and 106kg = obese, Best lay off the pies...
  3. will i'm the pastiest looking iraqi i've ever heard of
  4. Where the hell is Micronesia, pass me some more pies covered in mayo please
  5. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    I have more body fat than 91% of men my age in the world. I'm in the top 10% for something - that means I'm winning.
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  6. Seems I should move to swaziland. Anyone know if they have McDs there?
  7. These scales have already been proven to be bollocks. They don't work for athletes, or people that do alot of body building.

    I don't understand why the medical profession put so much stock into it.
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  8. you fat bastard
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  9. So were you Tonga or Micronesia then? :)
  10. Viva El Salvidor!
    El Presidente.
  11. But...but, I'm big boned....
  12. I was told that all these tables and scales are based on what actuarys estimate and because insurance companies don't like paying out and want bigger premiums they tell us via the tables that we are fatter and therefore a bigger risk. So maybe I'm not such a fat git after all!
  13. I'm off the scale :)

    I would never get to my correct height/weight ratio unless I became annorexic.
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