Ha Ha Ha .You little girl, gobbing off on arrse about your barb test.You must a complete sprog.Go away and come back when have done a bit of service and grown up a little. You joined up as a monkey except that you will always get flak.As for ''tabbing'' well you dont carry the same weight for starters.As for the barb test who gives a toss what score you got.By the childish level of your post your hardly the ''shiniest round in the magazine''
Illy: For your benefit I will define what your homework is.
Your homework is to consist of the following chores:
Make me a brew.
Suck my ccok.
Allow me to drive on your marmite motorway.
Suck my ccok (otherwise I will wipe it on your curtains).
Get me my beer and prepare my comfy chair.
Suck my ccok as I eat dinner.
Introduce me to a couple of your friends.
Do a lesbian show with some of your fitter mates, but if they are all dog ugly then your Mum will do.
Suck my ccok
Fcuck off out the house before 2200.
You will probably get bored of this routine after a couple of weeks, so at weekends you can visit MDN and GeordiBlerk for some kidney punches.
I'd rather remove my ovaries with a rusty staple remover than allow you anywhere near them.
Besides, they dropped out years ago whilst doing an overly vigorous version of jive bunny down Cheeks. A particularly inventive squaddy picked them up off the dance floor, and was last seen wearing them as deely boppers.