How far would you go?

#1
...for pleasure, I mean? I'm just about to embark on a journey across town, just to buy my favortive embibement, will take an hour there, and eventually an hour back. That is pussyjuice compared to the 800-odd clicks I used to toil for a humble shag. Pleasure. Distance. Distance. Pleasure. How far?
 
#4
I flew 5,500 miles, didn't get a shag, and ended up with lover's balls, standing in the bog in a US airport with my trousers around my ankles wondering whether I could risk a relief w*nk. Decided that appearing on American court TV for gross moral turpitude was worse than the prospect of having my love fruit explode at altitude. What a totally horrendous experience.
 
#5
i'm gonna be trecking up to Scotland every other weekend to see the missus when she heads to uni?
I'm from Southampton, so going coast to coast every 2 weeks is gonna give me plenty of time to bull boots =[
 
#6
I went here once
 
#8
Not realy I had alltitude sickness
 
#9
Goldfishfart - does it count? Does it get you an embossed line in the Book of Heros ? Praps the only better thang to do is fly a Lightning!
 

Biped

LE
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#11
1574.25 miles.

Southern UK to Moscow for a Russian shag - and no, I didn't buy her online.
 
#12
To here and back if I thought he was worth it
 

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#15
And the Scots are supposed to be the lazy, fat bast*rds! :wink:
 
#17
:D
 
#19
I drove like a madman from Hull to Swansea, when a girl, that i had the hots for, invited me to go camping with her.
Found out that it wasn't just me and her but about 30 other people in a big 12x12 jobby.
Don't even know why she asked me to come, as she had no interest in me whatsoever.
I was young and slightly c**ntstruck, although i never got to see the damn thing!

Just remembered, had a girlfriend who liked a certain icecream that was only made in Plymstock, so i drove from Swansea to Plymouth to get said ice cream and ate it off her ample boobage. That was well worth the drive!
 
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trowel

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#20
You know how to live don't you Issi. When young and foolish, several years ago, IO once got on a bus and travelled about ten stops to meet some bint. Listen to your uncle Trowel, cool works best, let them come to you.
 

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