How far would you go?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sosolid6, Aug 21, 2009.

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  1. So how far have you gone to get what you want out of life eg If there is a bird you must have, if your promotion depending on letting slip that terrible secret you know about your rival ect

    Sorry if this has been done but sonded like it could be a good one
     
  2. I couldn't allow her to talk so twatted her a good 'un with my shovel and stuck her under the patio.

    Same with the other six.

    Oh, and Maddie as well. Could never let 'em talk.
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I once went to Bournemouth for a shag.

    I was living in Hampshire at the time.
     
  4. I think you'll find that was me you met B & T.

    Oh, and I faked it.
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    No fcuking chance I would go to Gosport.

    Hampshire's Basra

    and I faked it as well!
     
  6. Was it worth it. That is the question?
     
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Dumped me load, so yes.
     

  8. Well, I even faked my address that day as well and was bloody surprised when you turned up asking if I wanted a pearl necklace.
     
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Any hole and all that!
     
  10. Wrong thread. Sorry.
     
  11. Abseiled down the side of a block of flats in a gorilla suit and clutching a bunch of flowers. Stupid bint's boyfriend was in and took a swing at me with a broom.

    Waste of bloody time and money. Romantic fool, me. Would have done better with a ski mask and a roll of duct tape.
     
  12. What the Fcuk is romantic about a gorilla Suit?
     
  13. Personally, effort applied to achieve a given result would be proportional to the amount of time handed down scentence-wise should it all go noisy.
     
  14. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    I once apologised to a bird, just for a shag.

    I think that might have been my lowest point.
     
  15. I once f*cked a mates bird to guarantee me a bed for the night. Well I say mate, I couldnt stand his guts.