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How far would you go?

#1
So how far have you gone to get what you want out of life eg If there is a bird you must have, if your promotion depending on letting slip that terrible secret you know about your rival ect

Sorry if this has been done but sonded like it could be a good one
 
#2
I couldn't allow her to talk so twatted her a good 'un with my shovel and stuck her under the patio.

Same with the other six.

Oh, and Maddie as well. Could never let 'em talk.
 
#8
B_AND_T said:
chinooksdad said:
I think you'll find that was me you met B & T.

Oh, and I faked it.
No fcuking chance I would go to Gosport.

Hampshire's Basra

and I faked it as well!

Well, I even faked my address that day as well and was bloody surprised when you turned up asking if I wanted a pearl necklace.
 

B_AND_T

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#9
chinooksdad said:
B_AND_T said:
chinooksdad said:
I think you'll find that was me you met B & T.

Oh, and I faked it.
No fcuking chance I would go to Gosport.

Hampshire's Basra

and I faked it as well!

Well, I even faked my address that day as well and was bloody surprised when you turned up asking if I wanted a pearl necklace.
Any hole and all that!
 
#11
Abseiled down the side of a block of flats in a gorilla suit and clutching a bunch of flowers. Stupid bint's boyfriend was in and took a swing at me with a broom.

Waste of bloody time and money. Romantic fool, me. Would have done better with a ski mask and a roll of duct tape.
 
#17
i managed to pull a blinder last night, girl i know who is heaven personified - blonde, 5ft4, big tits (32ff), big arse, small waist, big blue eyes you know the kind is currently dating a navy boy who's a bit of an arse, managed to get her to dump him and sign up for a date with yours truly...what can i say, when ive destroyed her i'll give you all the update
 
#19
B_AND_T said:
JP47 said:
I once told a hooker I was a fantastic caring lover who would selflessly pander to her needs........cheers easy (she said) :p
Just tidied up your post for you!
Fcuk off, Have you seen the ones that operate by the Liverpool Royal, I'd rather take my chances in the Grafton :)
 
#20
butters said:
i managed to pull a blinder last night, girl i know who is heaven personified - blonde, 5ft4, big tits (32ff), big arse, small waist, big blue eyes you know the kind is currently dating a navy boy who's a bit of an arse, managed to get her to dump him and sign up for a date with yours truly...what can i say, when ive destroyed her i'll give you all the update
Take a camera and try to stay out of the way. If you don't, we simply won't believe you.
 

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