So this is my first post - and I've had a few drinks - so don't diss me. I once went all the way to Jamaica to buy some coffee - true. On holiday there I ventured up the Blue Mountains to buy some coffee, the stuff is mega expensive here in the UK. Most of the coffee plantations there are owned by the Japanese who export to Japan, only 20 per cent goes to Europe and the US. So I stuffed my suitcase full of coffee - interestingly no one challenged me, I could have had anything in those bags!!! Spent the next three months supping the most expensive coffee in the world, Jamaican Blue Mountain - crap stuff - give me Guatemala Elephant coffee everytime. Now there's an idea Guatemala anyone?!!! So how far have you gone?