how drunk are you

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Poppy, Feb 1, 2005.

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  1. 20% Boring!
  2. Same here - 20%. But they didn't ask about fluffy toy animals :oops:
  3. 58% - But being just after 2 in the afternoon, and at work, I took the test sober.
  4. J_D

    J_D LE

    72% :oops:
  5. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    63%! 8O

    nice. :)
  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    93% I really dont believe I ever snogged the same sex pal so I feel safe, the rest was just a weekend in Munster 140 club.

    Now anyone who shouldnt be able to remember my non starting performance at xmas wouldnt recognise the reformed character I have become!
  7. A solid 50%-saved by never having snogged the same sex (that I can remember)
  8. 58%

    My 4 yrs as a tax dodger have payed off! :D
  9. Oh dear you are 68% Steamer!!

    :D must try harder
  10. RTFQ


    I'm not telling you lot what I got because its high but:

    I have never inserted a condom into my face
    I've never done anything with a traffic cone, but I was never a student
    I've never snogged a babe who turned out to be a dog, :oops: they mean an ugly bird don't they, not an actual dog? Yes ok I've done that.
    I've never mooned the coppers specifically
    and I would NEVER take my own beer back from a party, that's just jack
  11. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    yes but being a rupert you are a gentleman?
  12. RTFQ


    erm...yeah OK I can do that. I drink Pimms as well AND I'm willing to sit next to 'Verity' from Sunningdale drivel on about horses all night in order to bash her beaver.