Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by JoeCivvie, Oct 14, 2012.
... When she takes her Tampax out all the cotton's been picked off it.
I'm splitting my fucking sides here...
I do wish I had copied/saved it, and would now be able to accredit the line, but it did amuse me on a USA site I occasionally frequent . . . . .
What have West Indian girls and ice hockey goalkeepers got in common? They both change there pads after 3 periods!
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Stolen you mean
surely it's when she drops a sprog in camp Bastion.
That's why there's cotton wool in the top of an aspirin bottle.
You have to learn to pick cotton before you can do drugs.
General,,, you beat me to it!!!
Racist - ban him immediately.
Give it 2 minutes, Taffd will be along shortly to argue with you.
Racist????? surely not, he can't even walk fast................
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