How Does a Black Woman KNow When She's Pregnant?

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by JoeCivvie, Oct 14, 2012.

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  1. ... When she takes her Tampax out all the cotton's been picked off it.
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  2. Stop.
    I'm splitting my fucking sides here...
  3. I do wish I had copied/saved it, and would now be able to accredit the line, but it did amuse me on a USA site I occasionally frequent . . . . .

    :) :grin: :pl:
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  4. 123

    123 LE

    Stolen you mean
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  5. surely it's when she drops a sprog in camp Bastion.
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  6. That's why there's cotton wool in the top of an aspirin bottle.

    You have to learn to pick cotton before you can do drugs.
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  7. General,,, you beat me to it!!!

    Well done.
  8. Racist - ban him immediately.
  9. Give it 2 minutes, Taffd will be along shortly to argue with you.
  10. Racist????? surely not, he can't even walk fast................