Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Lifesaver, Jul 1, 2003.
Fill in the crime sheet and report back!
8 years and £5000.
I'm such a goody goody.
Years in prison: 89.5 Potential fine: £2000
Years in prison: 93.5 Potential fine: £4500
And I thought that I was a honest chappy who took pride in staying on the right side of the law
125 years pokey
and they still fine me £9500
Execution by hanging.............. I must have pressed the wrong buttons.
1.5 years in nick and £2,500 fine.
Hope its an open country club er, I mean prison !
Years in prison: 48 Potential fine: £9500
Straight to Hell
Crooked? 70.5yrs and £2000? I'll be f*cking appealing !! Cheeky bastards!
Years in prison: 24 Potential fine: £7500
Well that will be 8yrs in an open prison and no chance of getting collared for another sh1te op tour, do I get to keep my pension? GB
37.5 years! I'll be out in 2 with a MBA and BSc! Wasn't too sure about the 'leaving a restuarant without paying'. Johnny Ghurkas used to take the money before you got the food! Can't think why!
AS long as it's not another stint in MCTC i couldn't give a flying one!!
Ello, ello, ello
what 'ave we 'ere then
? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is
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Years in prison: 74 Potential fine: £9500
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