How Dodgy Are You?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Lifesaver, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. DOH!!!


     
  2. 8 years and £5000.

    I'm such a goody goody.

    ::)
     
  3. Years in prison: 89.5 Potential fine: £2000
     
  4. Years in prison: 93.5 Potential fine: £4500

    Whoops!

    And I thought that I was a honest chappy who took pride in staying on the right side of the law ;)
     
  5. 125 years pokey :(

    and they still fine me £9500

    Nazis ;D
     
  6. Execution by hanging.............. I must have pressed the wrong buttons.
     
  7. 1.5 years in nick and £2,500 fine.  

    Hope its an open country club er, I mean prison !
     
  8. Years in prison: 48       Potential fine: £9500


    Straight to Hell
     
  9. Crooked?  70.5yrs and £2000?  I'll be f*cking appealing !!  Cheeky bastards!
     
  10. Me Dodgy?

    Years in prison: 24 Potential fine: £7500

    Well that will be  8yrs in an open prison and no chance of getting collared for another sh1te op tour, do I get to keep my pension? GB ;)
     
  11. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    37.5 years! I'll be out in 2 with a MBA and BSc! Wasn't too sure about the 'leaving a restuarant without paying'. Johnny Ghurkas used to take the money before you got the food! Can't think why!
     
  12. AS long as it's not another stint in MCTC i couldn't give a flying one!!
     
  13. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Crooked
    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 74 Potential fine: £9500



    Oh dear  ;)
     
  14. Yay!  :)