Recently discussed with my male house mate, apparently he wipes sitting down (which I find kind of girly). Don't aske me how this became a topic of conversation, it just did. I take care of business whilst stood up, after admiring my handiwork. I once knew an Ex- Scaley who told me that whilst kitted up for NBC your oppo had to wipe for you, or is this just a tradtion in The Royal Signals? Anyway, I would like to find out if I am in the majority or minority. So who better to ask than the members of ARRSE.