Recently I was on my way home from a boozing session when from nowhere a lady of the night offered me her services. I, naturally, was slightly shocked and not expecting such an offer; as most women wouldn't touch me for love nor money. Anyway, as I was on my way home to the missus and the prostitutes in the area have a reputation for HIV and other nasties, and I'm a cheapskate, I wanted to turn down her rather flattering offer. How do you turn down a prostitute? I ended up "Thank you but no thank you. Have a nice evening". Should I have been that polite? Should I have taken her for a cup of tea and talk about her life choices? Should I have done the deed and run off without paying? If this happens again what should I do?