How do you kill 160,000 turkeys?

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    If you ask me, gassing is for poofs and nazis, so the situation is:

    You, 160,000 turkeys and the weapon of your choice, what do you use to get the job done?

    My vote goes for one of these with thermobaric warheads. Has the added bonus of wiping Bernard Fcuking Matthews off the face of the earth :plotting:
  2. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    a very blunt butter knife and a hand powered food whisk.
  3. A lump hammer, I like the personal approach. :threaten:
  4. Liberal dose of anthrax in the next Liabour Party member's newsletter? Always aim to exceed your target.
  5. Get Chubb, Blondebint, bettymoo, Sven, SLRboy, Chief Two and Dogface to eat them all.

    Kills two birds with one stone so to speak.
  6. Put the Home office in charge of it,that should solve the problem
  7. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Could always send them to sely oak where they would catch something really nasty.
    I have always been of the opinion that mass raised birds, pigs, cattle etc using p1ss poor but barely legal husbandry is the biggest cause of animal health scares going!
  8. Mk 3 Spud Gun

  9. You will need the following,

    conveyer belt
    swimming pool
    27.5 KVA

    Bzzzzt... then heat the swimming pool and make a couple of million gallons of turkey soup.
  10. Land at Galipoli...?

    Oh, Turkeys.
  11. They can always gobble each other to death, come to think of it....Or as Mrs Driver said after our wedding when discussing the gift of a teasmade machine, 'there's nothing like starting the day with a nice goblin'.
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Aren't the Turkeys overcrowded enough already - that is just plain cruel Rhodie!!!!

    I'd like one of these please:


    And a very very big truckload of ammo!
  13. Unleash Backstabbin's moonhead with a bottle of tango
  14. Teach them to draw pictures of Mohammed?
  15. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Increase the number of virgins on offer to those that successfully do it themselves.