I'll have you know, the current Ms.PtP is a Claire Forlani lookalike, rocket scientist and crap around Vodka.
You really have to see 2 drunken women, arrrrrrrrogggging at each other, with me piggy-in-the-middle and SB tired and emotional, lecturing me on the finer points of my future relationship with said forlani double. Jesus.
*Hic* "I love him SB -waiiilllll"
"I know you do Bab, you hear that u arrsehole?"
"What the hell did I do SB?"
"I'm just warning you, oi you bar bloke, another beer, no, make that 2"
Anyway the test.....read 'em and weep-85%
You know what you want, and have your evening planned out to the last detail as to just how you’re going to get it. But that’s just the problem - you’re just not spontaneous enough. Relax, be yourself, and you will naturally become even more attractive. its easy!
....and me slung like a best-at-fair, prize-winning-yak too