How do you eat your custard slice?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Oct 29, 2011.

  1. Bite into the blunt end. If custard is spilled it is deniable

    6 vote(s)
  2. Turn it sideways and hold my hand underneath for safety

    11 vote(s)
  3. Nibble around the outside of the pastry so no crumbs fall on the tablecloth

    1 vote(s)
  4. What the **** is a custard slice you ******* Nancy?

    25 vote(s)
  5. Stick my tongue in the custard, suck and take my time

    17 vote(s)
  6. Mummy said sweets were bad for me.

    1 vote(s)
  7. I have mine with a silver spoon/knife thing because I am posh

    15 vote(s)
  8. Stop toying with me Lovely Iron Duke. Rip off my undies and do me hard. Now.

    15 vote(s)

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You can learn a lot about a man by observing the way in which he eats a custard slice.
  2. Voted, but what does it actually say about me?
  3. You like mans custard though, and ginger dogs
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  4. Obviously you are a mong that knows nothing about pâtisserie, a Mille-feuille (Custard Slice) does not contain any custard.
    Need a cookery lesson - PM me!!
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  5. You are obviously an angry woman.

    Need a spanking - PM me!!
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  6. Split it in half- top and bottom, eat each separately. If the inequality of the halves is disturbing to you, take alternate bites.
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  7. What He Said!!! Where was that option in the poll?
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  8. Out of a velvet cup.
  9. Agreed but as that option wasn't available, went with sticking the tongue in.
  10. I don't like Mondays
  11. Scruffy Irish twat walt.
  12. I can't stand the rain!
  13. I can't stand up
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  14. Skinny, chicken-legged black bird with an abusive ex-husband walt
  15. if there's no custard in it...why is it called a custard slice?

    Anyway.....I eat mine quickly so as the greedy bitch I married can't!
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