How do you eat your custard slice?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Oct 29, 2011.

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  1. Bite into the blunt end. If custard is spilled it is deniable

    6 vote(s)
    6.6%
  2. Turn it sideways and hold my hand underneath for safety

    11 vote(s)
    12.1%
  3. Nibble around the outside of the pastry so no crumbs fall on the tablecloth

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    1.1%
  4. What the **** is a custard slice you ******* Nancy?

    25 vote(s)
    27.5%
  5. Stick my tongue in the custard, suck and take my time

    17 vote(s)
    18.7%
  6. Mummy said sweets were bad for me.

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  7. I have mine with a silver spoon/knife thing because I am posh

    15 vote(s)
    16.5%
  8. Stop toying with me Lovely Iron Duke. Rip off my undies and do me hard. Now.

    15 vote(s)
    16.5%

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You can learn a lot about a man by observing the way in which he eats a custard slice.
     
  2. Voted, but what does it actually say about me?
     
  3. You like mans custard though, and ginger dogs
     
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  4. Obviously you are a mong that knows nothing about pâtisserie, a Mille-feuille (Custard Slice) does not contain any custard.
    Need a cookery lesson - PM me!!
     
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  5. You are obviously an angry woman.

    Need a spanking - PM me!!
     
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  6. Split it in half- top and bottom, eat each separately. If the inequality of the halves is disturbing to you, take alternate bites.
     
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  7. What He Said!!! Where was that option in the poll?
     
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  8. Out of a velvet cup.
     
  9. Agreed but as that option wasn't available, went with sticking the tongue in.
     
  10. I don't like Mondays
     
  11. Scruffy Irish twat walt.
     
  12. I can't stand the rain!
     
  13. I can't stand up
     
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  14. Skinny, chicken-legged black bird with an abusive ex-husband walt
     
  15. if there's no custard in it...why is it called a custard slice?

    Anyway.....I eat mine quickly so as the greedy bitch I married can't!
     
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