How do we get our country back?

[cowgoesmoo]

Start with the immigrants, stuff them all back on a boat reverse of the UK

The irony is many of those immigrants can write English better than you.

 

[Sixty]

Well, I don't know about anyone else but I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

 

[happyuk]

Stop voting for a start.

Or at least next time you vote remember that you are living in a world where "conservatives" will gladly raise taxes (as per what's recently happened with IR35, corporation tax, and entrepreneurs allowance) and "socialists" will worsen labour laws. And vice versa.

The objective of the current system of voting is to maintain the status quo at all costs, and by participating in voting, you signal your compliance and willingness in maintaining the same merry-go-round.

Social measures like, I dunno, state funded support for transsexual issues are smokescreens for people to get angry over things that will barely have any effect on society or the budget but allows technocrats to push through unpopular legislation freely without social unrest.

 

[Richard Headicus]

The irony is many of those immigrants can write English better than you.

Except, more irony, as a Weegie I can write English better than some Englanders. Therefore where does that put the English, who don't spik Engurlish very well? Just a thought.

 

[Electromagnetic]

Except, more irony, as a Weegie I can write English better than some Englanders. Therefore where does that put the English, who don't spik Engurlish very well? Just a thought.

Eh?

 

[Richard Headicus]

Eh?

There's quite a few English who are incapable of writing in their language. Although not my natural tongue, i can usually, converse in it. My spilling mistooks wiz becos of ma spill chucker being dock i'd.

 

[endure]

There's quite a few English who are incapable of writing in their language. Although not my natural tongue, i can usually, converse in it. My spilling mistooks wiz becos of ma spill chucker being dock i'd.

Cobblers. Your spulling misaaks are becuus of...

 

[Richard Headicus]

Cobblers. Your spulling misaaks are becuus of...

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Ar'se should bee so lurky, lurky, lurky, lurky. or sumfing like that the lass from Lochalsh sang.

 

[Electromagnetic]

Ar'se should bee so lurky, lurky, lurky, lurky. or sumfing like that the lass from Lochalsh sang.

By yon bonnie banks, the ones that haven't closed anyway, and by that Scara Brae..

 

[Linview]

Funny, your country has gone, there is no getting it back it’s another country now it belongs to other nationalities so it’s either keep your head down or **** off somewhere else

 

[slab]

I have to say though, despite the massive hysteria and hissy fits to recognise LGBT, it hasn't changed my life one bit.

Also, despite all of this hysteria about BLM, well I am not Black, I dont go around bashing them for being Black, I suspect similarly this will not change my life one bit.

With regards to the woe and impeding doom of mankind because of the state of Britain, well its being going downhill since, well forever, I suspect it was crap to live in when there were open sewers and the plague, it was crap when the pits closed, when the car makers left, just like every other country, except perhaps some shitholes which are getting marginally better but still not to even half the standard of Britain.

Lets put it another way, at least we are not French sat around raping dogs or German sat around shitting on glass coffee tables.

Shitting on glass tables? You've obvs been to Mon Cheris!

 

[Grim_Squeaker85]

Shitting on glass tables? You've obvs been to Mon Cheris!

He forgot about Russians!

Raccoon bites off Russian man's penis after rape bid

A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.

www.news.com.au

 

[aardvark64]

He forgot about Russians!

Raccoon bites off Russian man's penis after rape bid

A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.

www.news.com.au

Oh please, let that be a Darwin Award

 

[Electromagnetic]

Oh please, let that be a Darwin Award

Randy Russian racoon rapist's rod removed. Rabies?!

 

[Maple]

Funny, your country has gone, there is no getting it back it’s another country now it belongs to other nationalities so it’s either keep your head down or **** off somewhere else

I've just looked out the window, my bit of the country's right were I left it - have you tried looking behind the sofa cushions?

People have been whinging about "bloody foreigners coming over here and taking our jobs, huts, mammoths and women" since the stone ages

 

[smartascarrots]

I'm curious about the suspiciously republican nature of the thread title.

Unless, of course, the OP meant to say, "How do we get the Queen's country back for her?"