In an attempt to get the NAAFI back on track after the 'What is love sh1te' over the last 2 days, I thought I would pose this tricky little question. Is this a random thought I hear you ask? Well, no. It came from the lips of my dearest wife of over 20 years. Well, she really didn't put it like that, I doubt the word 'fukc' has ever passed her lips being the kind, genteel woman she is, but we were walking through the town centre yesterday when we were passed by by two individuals, (a couple we presumed) who can ony be descibed as gigantamungous. A few steps further on, she asked me the question - (what she actually said was, "I wonder how people of those proportions make love) - a random qustion I thought, but as it turns out she did have the subject of sex on her mind, but that's another story. This got me thinking as neither me nor Mrs O has ever 'done it' with a fatty. I'm not talking about your your everyday NAAFI plumpen slapper, but, someone who raids pasty shops as a hobby, someone who blames 'their glands' for their 'weight problem', someone who weighs twice as much as they should. So come on, there must be some real fatties on ARRSE who hide behind the anonymity of the keyboard. Come on, do tell, how on earth do you do it? I am also sure that there are one or two 'normal users' who have no taste whatsover and have done some real fatsos. So do tell - Mrs O wants to know.