I was walking me dog in the park today when I was suddenly accosted by a dozen meanlooking characters who demanded (because of my striking good looks) that I join them in a game of poker. Grand prize? A brand new iPod Shuffle. Being one who has never been known to walk away from a challenge, I took me place at the bench and then I proceeded to - as lore will have it one day- whoop their collective asses. As I walked away from the game, a group of nuns who had gathered nearby watching the game broke into loud cheers of praise and adulation. It turned out that me opponents were a gang of ruthless muggers who were not averse to waylaying said nuns and stealing their head scarves. Said gang is now securely locked up in the local jail and there is talk the mayor is seriously considering throwing a parade me way. That said, me victory against the forces of evil left me in a deep dilemma. How do I transfer music from P2P networks like Limewire to my iPod without having to pay the man who happens to be worth several billions anyhow?