How did u get compo marg out of the tubes

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  1. I remember tubes of marg and jam in the rat 24hr rat packs in the mid 70s, i had no probs squeezing the jam but getting the marg out in the cold was a different story.. whats your memories and recipes.

    We used to tickle trout from a stream in Leek training area one summer ( Knat ridden shithole) and used the can opener to extract the marg and fry the trout slowly, Lush.
  2. Our compo had Aussie (or NZ?) butter in a squeeze tube. Winter exercises we just kept the tubes inside our parka
  3. I kept mine secreted in my anus.
  4. That's weird I used to secrete it from my anus.
  5. Fnarr Fnarr!

    Couldn't resist it, sorry. I'll get me coat.
  6. Hmmm. perhaps I should have put this in the cookery thread.
  7. I stuck the tube up my bum as well, it had consequences, cut me to pieces. Three weeks of going to the med centre to get treatment. Until the locum turned up, so you stuck a tube up your bum and its all cut. I cant believe its not better!

    nah it was marge!

    ... get me coat
  8. Cannot remember tubes of Marge but tubes of condensed milk was nectar of the gods, one could entice any child with that!
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