How Crap Is Your Life?

#1
I found this site today:

http://mylifeiscrap.com/

A couple of entries that made me laugh:

Today, after my grandfather passed away, we cleaned out his house and found a cabinet full of Nazi memorabilia
Today, or actually during the Christmas holidays I was over at my boyfriends house spending some quality time with his family. At one point his mom says that she is really proud her son (19) is still a virgin and waiting until marriage…I burst out laughing which resulted in her mom staring at me for the rest of the day as if she wished I just died
Today, after 6 weeks being single, I’m still in love with my ex boyfriend who gave me herpes…
No matter how crap life sems to be, at least there's some other poor souil who is worse off than yourself.
 
#4
How about this one.

Today, my son just revealed that he was homosexual; I now understand why he never complained as a child when we had to insert suppositories…MLIC

Or

Today, I found out that I was a mistake and my father Isn’t really “MY” father…

Or

Today, while making love to my wife, she fell asleep - I only noticed because she started snoring…
 
#5
Today, and after a long batch of tests, I have just found out I am sterile…My wife is pregnant with our second child…I think we’ll finally have something to discuss at dinner time
Ha!
 
#6
Today, I was at work talking to a friend on another desk about the guy I personally think is really attractive. We were talking through the phone, which is connected to the P.A system of the store. I went to call her desk, but accidently called the P.A…Yep, everyone, including the guy heard me say how much I want to “bang” him…MLIC
how bone idle do you have to be if you cant hear yourself??
 
#7
Today, I get the most bizarre request from my father and step mom. My dad had a vasectomy a while back, but now his new wife wants a child - I’ve just turned 18 and guess who’s being asked for a sperm donation???…
 
#8
Today, I tell my boyfriend that I’m happy he’s not a jealous person. He tells me that in truth he is, but that he feels safe as no one else is interested in me…
 
#9
Today, I run a charity shop full time in London. One morning, a mother and daughter walked in. The mother pointed at me and said to her daughter: “this will happen to you too if you don’t study harder”, and then just walked out…

:D :D :D :D
 
#10
There's better than that on here. Read Ivy_cumbucket's posts recently? She makes me feel positively sparkly about myself. We also have Mike Golden to laugh at, Scrofula so we understand what happens with excessive meths drinking, Dogface to remind us the colonies will always be inferior and Dashing_Chap so we can poke fun at public education and "shag-walts"
 
#11
Today, after giving her rabbit a bath, my 8 year old daughter didn’t see any other way to dry it…yep she put it in the clothes dryer

i just nearly choked to death
 
#12
crabby said:
Read Ivy_cumbucket's posts recently?
OK. So I'm an odd mix of gullible and septical. :roll:
So I'm thinking that name is fictitious?
But I'm still trying all sorts of permutations on "Search". :oops:
Please put my mind at rest, Crabby.
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
 
#14
bovvy said:
crabby said:
Read Ivy_cumbucket's posts recently?
OK. So I'm an odd mix of gullible and septical. :roll:
So I'm thinking that name is fictitious?
But I'm still trying all sorts of permutations on "Search". :oops:
Please put my mind at rest, Crabby.
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Ivy_Grad - the cum guzzling whore that wrecks marriages
 
#15
Today, I came home from work and found out my mom had cleaned my room. I’m 25 and still live with my parents. I forgot I left my pocket Vagina and lube out. Come to find, she had dusted around it and set it nice and neat back where she had found it. Even though she hasn’t said anything, I can’t look my mom in the eye…
 
#16
How crap is my life? It isn't-I'm not in the RAF! :D
 
#17
Today, my parents created a fake facebook profile to try and find out if I was gay…they now know I am…MLIC

im gonna stop its abit addictive reading peoples (apparent) misery
 
#19
Today, or last night, I was in bed with my girlfriend, in the middle of love making, when she hit her climax, she yelled: “Oh yes Mark, don’t stop!!!”…my name is Kevin…MLIC
 

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